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Well there was me bigging up the lovely John Sergeant and within hours he resigned from the competition! Apparently he was getting over 50% of the public vote so it was actually very likey that he would win the entire show. How funny is that. LOL

Not funny for the very serious pro dancers it seems, one or two of whom have been getting their cumberbands in a twist over it.  The more laid back sorts seem to have taken it in their stride and accepted that Strictly is as much an entertainment programme and as it is a dance competition.

I can relate to both sides as once upon a time, I took this business very seriously and was committed to trying to make it a better place for girls who made the choice to join the floozy ranks. I set up SAAFE for that very purpose and amongst other things, I spent a lot of time on industry message boards in an effort to promote a more positive image for BBW escorts.  Of course my efforts were much appreciated by many but much malligned by others - such is life. However, these days, I do my one or two days a week with my fabulous gents and pretty much stay out of the ins and outs of the industry as I look towards my next career. I no longer worry about who is doing what to who amongst the girls as being involved just brings grief, no matter how good ones intentions may be.

So, a few years back I would have been the James Jordan character, speaking out against my perceived view of the injustice but these days, I’m very Anton Du Beke and have moved forward on to other things and so can take a more chilled approach to it all. And I’ll tell you what, stepping back from some of the craziness,  really does make for a much more peaceful life, I can highly recommend it.

I touched on the dancing of Mr Sergeant in my last blog and it all seems to have kicked off a bit since. Apparently the dance purists are fuming that the public keep voting to keep John in the competition.  There is an argument between those who see Strictly Come Dancing as a pure dance competition and those who see it as pure Saturday night light entertainment. I’m in the light entertainment camp and think its a bit off for one or two of the other professionals to be giving him a bit of a cold shoulder. He is popular with his audience, get over it!

Now of course, some may be voting for his gorgeous partner - who is a complete honey - or they may well now be voting to keep him in because of the grief he is getting. Either way, I dont think he will win. I’m hoping for Jodie and Ian who seem absolutely charming together, even if they are not the best dancers yet.

Its a lovely show and no wonder it is the best selling show around the world, as recently announced. The John Sergeants, Chris Parkers and Julian Clarys have added to that success by their inability to dance to a tune but as proven by the voters, they entertain and make people smile, and that is what I want on a Saturday night after a busy week.

Now, I am not a big drinker by any stretch of the imagination. but I do partake in a glass of wine with a client every now and then and even less frequently, I may share a bottle or two on a night out.  Last night was one such occasion. It was a family meal in a beautiful Italian restaurant whose pinot was so smooth and lovely that a few bottles were ordered and duly consumed. I was pished for the first time in a long while but fortunately I am a giggly sort of drunk so there was much laughter around the table, particularly from the 3 of us who were sharing the wine. Rather surprisingly, I woke up with a totally clear head this morning and was in the swimming pool by 8am which is always a good start to the day. I have oodles of studying to do, as always these days, so after catching up with last night’s Strictly (Come on John Sergeant!), I will be getting my head in my books. I’ll be back in the sack on Thursday in Essex. Maybe see you then. xx   

This week, this busty bbw escort shall be in:

Essex on Thursday & Saturday afternoons &

London (City) on Friday.

I may be able to fit in the odd outcall so please do ask.

Aside from a few administrative odds and ends,  life is rather jolly at the moment - crammed packed mind you, but definitely jolly.

My tour to Glasgow this week was fab. Keira is such a genuinely lovely lady (both in and out of the bedroom!) and so is great company. We did a lot of work, a fair bit of shopping and a good bit of relaxing in the hotel spa. A pretty perfect tour really.

Back home, I find my fav escort site, Pretty Big Escorts, is back up and running in its full glory.  Not only is this site my favourite but its always one of my top 3 referrers for traffic, and business, alongside UK Belles and Galahad’s Punternet.  Those three sites are, without doubt, consistently the best for business although Punterlink and Vixens also send plenty of traffic. 

Away from business,  life is just as hectic and this weekend will see me cramming in a lot of reading as well as a couple of gym classes as I make a last ditch attempt to get fit for my Christmas skiing holiday to which I am really really looking forward.

Well not all change, but a little change…..

My studies and voluntary work are now taking over my life (I’m not complaining by the way, I love it) and so my escort schedule is now looking like this for the forseeable:

(some) Thursdays I can be found in Essex for solos or with duos with Keira.

Every Friday, this busty BBW escort can be found in London City for solos and duos with Keira. 

(some) weekends, I can be found in Essex for solos and also duos with Keira or with notice, I can be booked for 2 hour+ incalls in West London.

On the last Thursday in every month I will be doing busty bi duos with Keria in West London.

Here and there, I will do the odd tour or special event so do watch this space but this element of my floozie life will be very limited from here on in.

So, basically I am around every Friday and also some Thursdays, Saturdays and Sundays - just ask.

I read this week of the death of Gerard Damiano who made the infamous Linda Lovelace ‘Deep Throat’ movie. Apparently some Mafia partners of his bought the rights off him for $25,000 and his repsonse when asked why was “ Look, you want me to get both my legs broken?” LOL

He was also famed to have said that he didn’t care about the Kama Sutra claiming there to be 101 different positions but that there are actually only three or four. I have to say that generally speaking he is probably right although I can think of a fair few more that I have enjoyed and will no doubt be enjoying later.

One of the things I love most about my working pad by the City is that it attracts a good number of City gents who keep me up to date with the current up and downs (fnar fnar) of the financial sector - it is really interesting to hear about events from those working within various sectors.     

Yesterday I saw one of my regular gents who had been working very long hours of late and was really in need of some stress relief so I included a body to body masssage inbewteen the two main events.  He kept saying how amazing it was to feel so horny yet so relaxed at the same time - its all part of the service Sirs

On the subject of my lovely pad,  I thought I’d tell you a little more about it. Its in a lovely tree lined road by Bethnal Green stations. I say stations, plural, as BG has a mainline and an underground station which make it easy to get to. The mainline brings gents in from Cheshunt, Chingford and Enfield and the underground is the first station in Zone 2 on the Central lIne so Just one stop from Liverpool Street and 15 minutes from Oxford Circus. Being so close to Liverpool Street is vey handy for lots of reasons including the fact that for City boys (and Canary Wharf boys actually) , its only a 5/10 minute journey but its far enough away from the City so they are unlikely to be spotted leaving by an interested colleague. It is also very handy for my visitors from abroad as many fly into Stansted airport and so just need to get the Stansted Express into Liverpool Street and make the one single hop on the tube.

Its a great little location, which when added to the warm ambience of the candle lit boudoir itself, makes for a super inviting spot for a little sensual time out from a busy day with a super busty wench.

        Come up and see me sometime.

I love to laugh and am known as a bit of a ‘giggle puss’ with a saucy/dirty laugh.  And I have just been laughing out loud watching Peter Kay’s reality TV satire; Britains Got The Pop Factor and Possibly a New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly on Ice. I’m glad I Sky+ it as it had me in stitches and then to find out that his winning characters song is actually, really and truly, at number 2 in the charts, beating last year’s real X Factor winner well, that was the icing on the cake.  I appreciate that it was written by Take That’s (swoon) Gary Barlow but its a spoof, what is it doing in the real life charts!  LOL

Something else which made me laugh out loud recently was ‘Avenue Q’,  I’d read the good reviews but was a bit put off by the concept of actors and puppets working together but my goodness, I am glad I went along. I found it hilarious including the bit where puppets and smiling actors start merrily dancing around the stage singing “everyone’s a little bit racist” in jolly voices - not sure how that reads to people who haven’t seen the show but to those people I say, get along before it closes next year - a month early in fact as seems to be the fate of quite a few West End shows at the moment, I suspect due to our old friend the Credit Crunch.    

Who is old enough to have sat down having Sunday tea with their family watching ‘Ski Sunday’ with that oh so familiar theme tune?

Well its been bobbing around in my head today after I had my first ever skiing lesson. What a giggle! It turns out that I am actually quite good but my goodness, those boots really clamped my calfs.  Once again, I think my ballet dancing years helped as my sense of balance is good and my legs are plenty strong enough for all that knee bending malarky. However, my larger than average calfs dont suit heavy duty ski boots any more than they suit standard fit knee highs (generally know among my male friends as ‘fuck me boots’). Ho hum.

Never mind, here is a relevant and amusing article from The Guardian asking “if fat people can ski” plus a link to that Ski Sunday theme tune - I challenge you to listen without then having it whirling around in your head for hours.

Can fat people ski?

Ski Sunday theme tune